Tuesday, January 25, 2011


'Tis time to toss the caber
'an eat the oatcakes, sure;
'Tis also time to stab the haggis 
'an get ye sooo fookin' pissed
ye won't notice me stealin' ye'r bloody wallet -- 
or ye'r girl.

Yeah.  Okay.  Robbie didn't write this.  So fookin' sue me.

Llewellen... pipe in that haggis and bring us a few wee drams o'the good stuff.


Gorilla Bananas said...

He should have wrote it, though. Did you recite it at a Burn's Night supper?

Doctorboogaloo said...

GB: Nope. But I once microwaved a day-old bowl of haggis for lunch... in the staffroom. (I suspect a recital would have elicited a similar response.)