I've always been a bit of a sucker for puns. Wrote loads of them in bygone days (before the age of powered flight) but gave up the practice years ago. Mine were usually short -- shorter than the traditional 'Feghoot'.
This morning over coffee, I wrote the following:
A man is stopped by airport security. He is pulling a dead kangaroo. Stuffed inside the unfortunate beast's pouch are a shaving kit, a laptop computer and a change of seedy looking undergarments.
"What the hell is all this?" demands the chief of security.
The man replies: "Just my carrion luggage, sir."
Thank you. You're a wonderful audience. Please drive safely.
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