ABANDON HOPE OF: SATISFACTION, REFUNDS OR DEATH WITH DIGNITY
Saturday, February 14, 2009
NOTEBOOK: FEBRUARY 14th
Still, you gotta go with the flow. A woman and her expectations are one of the forces of nature, stronger than nuclear tides. Gentlemen: Ignore this warning at your peril.
hey Doc... been a while... hope things are going well for you and that you did in fact have a good valentines day... or at least some version of good...
You bought an antenna, nailed it to your roof, and sucked in two channels of gorgeous black & white TV.
Milk was delivered to your house -- by a fucking horse.
And everyone brought a metal lunch box to school. Mine had The Lone Ranger and Tonto on the front.
Llewellen, Your Waiter
THE LUNCH COUNTER'S EMPLOYEE HEALTH PLAN
DR. B'S 'THIS DAY IN PERSONAL HISTORY'
June 27, 1965
On this day (as with most days in the 1960's), I was out looking for tail. And despite the lack of extant documentation, I can say with absolute certainty that I didn't find any.
1.1 Diners shall have the right to refuse a stomach pump. 1.2 There is no Right 1.2 2.1 Diners shall have the right, duty and obligation to pay in full. 3.1 See Right 2.1 3.2 to 5.5 These Rights have been removed by the Kitchen Staff.
DR. HUGO Z. HACKENBUSH
LUNCH COUNTER DIETICIAN
THE DINER'S BILL OF RIGHTS, Sections 5.6 to 7.4
5.6 Diners have the Right to tip generously. Neglect of this Right shall be at the expense of the Diner's desire to leave. 6.3 This is essentially a re-wording of 5.6 6.4 Diners are encouraged to use the washroom facilities, especially on All-Fibre Tuesdays. However, 'Floaters' must be removed. 7.4 Bread sticks are not a meal. And although they are provided free of charge and in abundance, there is a limit to Llewellen's tolerance.
4 comments:
Love isn't quite complicated...
Ya think???!!!
Cheers,
Sam
Hey, Sam. Nice to hear from you.
Your Valentine's dinner is on the house. (And I've told Llewellen to keep your glass topped up.)
hey Doc... been a while... hope things are going well for you and that you did in fact have a good valentines day... or at least some version of good...
Yo, Hopper. Right back at ya.
Llewellen, bring the Hoppster a beer.
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