Hey, I can poison people right here at the Lunch Counter for a hell of a lot less than a hundred and thirty fucking pounds a head! Snail porridge? You gotta be joking. My Puffer Fish Omelet checks in at seven dollars and fifty cents a pop. Follow that with a nice Velvet Ant Sorbet and an Inland Taipan Iced Tea... you're looking at fifteen bucks, tax included.And at least you'll know why you nearly died. English wankers.
The Lunch Counter* -- proudly poisoning people since 2005.
* The Lunch Counter is the Canadian-owned subsidiary of Eat This and Die (Nairobi).
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'Tis a time honour'd tradition, inviting people to eat... perchance to die.
I recall inviting a few ancient Yorkists to sup at the manor. Ah, the death rattles, Boogaloo! Percussion at its finest.
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