Saturday, May 22, 2010

FOR SALE: HAZMAT SUIT. SLIGHTLY WORN.

One good thing about retiring from the blackboard jungle (I didn't tell you? Oh.) is that I will likely encounter fewer strains of toxic bacteria.

Finally, to be bug and cootie free.  I might even make it a full seven days without experiencing some kind of scabrous rash, fungal infection, or gastro-intestinal lollapalooza.

Kids can be a lot of fun.  But they are filthy little creatures.

2 comments:

unokhan said...

wait, did you say the R word

Doctorboogaloo said...

Uno: The ink is dry. I have a month left, give or take.

But I'll probably keep popping in next fall: a bit of tutoring, a bit of volunteering. (I love the Chess Club... and going on field trips.)

I still enjoy the whole shebang, actually. But even I can see (and feel) the wear and tear.