Since I'm the only father left in my family (my dad and brother are dead; and as far as I know my son has no issue) I'll tell you what I got for Father's Day.
A cell phone. My first. And it only took two hours for my son to drill its basic operation into my softening skull. ('Soft keys'? Blue teeth? WTF?)
My wife welcomed me to the twentieth century. It's the twenty-first century, I told her. She said, Yeah. I know. (Smart ass.)
I've actually done some texting and taken a few pictures.
Now I can be as annoying as everyone else I know.
'Scuse me. I gotta transfer some tunes.
3 years ago