Hey, I'm as sentimental as the next guy (unless the next guy is a twat like John Boehner) but I just can't get all worked up and weepy about Prince William and his chosen one getting married. It's non-news; yet the airways are flooded with pictures, analyses, interviews, prognostications, well-wishes, Lady Diana comparisons, the couple's plans for reproduction, and yadda yadda yadda. I mean does anyone really give a rat's ass? I enjoy watching news and current affairs programs. But over the past several days I've actually developed carpal tunnel syndrome flipping channels when William and Kate appear on the screen.
Of course, if the Prince had a history of beheading his former girl friends, I might be interested.
Please, sweet Jeebus, enough already.
3 months ago