Friday, January 29, 2010

I feel as though I'm an actor in someone's crappy, maudlin movie about death and family dynamics. 

Who writes this... shit?

All the world's a stage, eh?

It's getting close to the after-party.  But tonight, I'm already gill-flapping fucking drunk.

Oscar, please.


Woozie said...

I was very disappointed to find out that Oscar statuettes are just gold-plated bronze. I can give you a solid gold bar though, if you'd prefer that.

Doctorboogaloo said...

Right now, all I want is a beer.

(And to know that you're feeling okay.)

Woozie said...

Been a lot better, been a lot worse. We're getting along, I suppose.

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