I suppose if I were a Tweeter, my recent messages would have looked like this:
I'm in the bathroom having a dump.
I'm washing my hands.
The dog just farted.
I'm on my third beer now.
TWITTER: The tool for real tools.
By the way... I don't know how it works and I really don't care. But I would like to know this:
Why do (young) people feel the need to keep in constant touch with each other? Are we witnessing a generation who actually despise privacy? What the fuck are they afraid of?
And the whole Facebook thing. Migawd. Unfriending people? In public? What the fuck is that all about? Jeebus.
I find all this stuff to be scary as hell, violently anti-social, a psychopath's wet-dream. Glad I'll be dead soon.
OOH... new Tweet, y'all: I'm on my fourth beer now.
3 months ago