Saturday, December 5, 2009

I'M ALL a-TWITTER

I suppose if I were a Tweeter, my recent messages would have looked like this:

I'm in the bathroom having a dump.

I'm washing my hands.

The dog just farted.

I'm on my third beer now.



TWITTER: The tool for real tools.

By the way... I don't know how it works and I really don't care. But I would like to know this:

Why do (young) people feel the need to keep in constant touch with each other? Are we witnessing a generation who actually despise privacy? What the fuck are they afraid of?

And the whole Facebook thing. Migawd. Unfriending people? In public? What the fuck is that all about? Jeebus.

I find all this stuff to be scary as hell, violently anti-social, a psychopath's wet-dream. Glad I'll be dead soon.

OOH... new Tweet, y'all: I'm on my fourth beer now.

3 comments:

Woozie said...

o lawd is dis sum doc boogaloo? here to stay hopefully? please?

Doctorboogaloo said...

Woozie,your sandwich is ready. (Sorry about the cobwebs and dust.)

Woozie said...

You remembered, all is forgiven <3