Saturday, March 14, 2009

RANDOM JOTTINGS ON THE SHITHOUSE WALL

The older I get, the more at peace I am.

With everything

but people.

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If I ever wanted to do anything, now is not the time.

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Were I a contortionist, would I be able to see for myself just what it is that has my proctologist so concerned?

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Women!

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Does this arthritis make me look fat?

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Reincarnation. Okay by me. As long as I'm packing venom next time.

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I hate the past.

Yet

the beer takes me there

every fucking weekend.

I need a better dream.



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