Better headlines are seldom written.
Let's see... a bobcat walks into a bar and tries to mark its territory. Nothing happens. Parched, it asks the bartender for a jug of beer. "That'll be fifteen bucks", says the barkeep. The bobcat throws down a bunch of change and starts to drink. "Not so fast," the bartender tells the bobcat. "You're still short a scent."
Now it's your turn.
Prize is Dinner for Six. (Or a two dollar cash equivalent.)
Okay, so a bobcat walks into a bar and says
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